A Little Elf in Your Life

I just watched  Elf last night and just so you now, as I was reading the quotes below I was

laughing so hard! I couldn't help myself, I really want you to watch this movie...

right now...I might even watch it again tonight; hee, hee! 

Buddy: Who the heck are you?

 Gimbel's Santa: What are you talkin' about? I'm Santa Claus. 

Buddy: No, you're not. 

Gimbel's Santa: Uh, why of course I am! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 

Buddy: Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year? 

Gimbel's Santa: Um, Happy Birthday of course. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. How old are you son? 

Kid with Santa: Four. 

Gimbel's Santa: You're a big boy. What's your name? 

Kid with Santa: Paul. 

Gimbel's Santa: Now what can I get you for Christmas? 

Buddy: Don't tell him what you want, he's a liar. 

Gimbel's Santa: Let the kid talk. 

Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself? 

Gimbel's Santa: Just cool it, Zippy. 

Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies. 

Gimbel's Santa: Look, I'm not kiddin'. 

Buddy: You're a fake. 

Gimbel's Santa: I'm a fake? 

Buddy: Yes! 

Gimbel's Santa: How'd you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding. 

Buddy: You stink. 

Gimbel's Santa: I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right. 

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.